hans-wolfgang
August 11th 1952  (Age 57)
Male
Erlangen
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?) (
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life

The world today is absolutely cracked.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like chinese, I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.
I like chinese, I like chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
I like chinese, I like chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think the many things they've done to impress,
There's maoism, taoism, I-ching and chess.
I like chinese, I like chinese, I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.
I like chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucius taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like chinese, I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run]
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren Wo ai Zhong-guo ren Ni Hao Ma?
Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]
I like chinese, I like chinese,
They're food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lichese
I like chinese, I like chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze
I like chinese, I like chinese,

my other weblogs:

https://twitter.com/taoistic
http://tao.log.ag,
http://tao.hermit.blogspot.com,
http://myblog.de/taoistisch,

http://tao.blogg.de,

http://www.diary-z.de/tao,
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hans_wolfgangch,
http://www.hawo.twoday.net,
http://www.handshakes.de/index.php?page=blogs,
http://www.xanga.com/taoistic,
http://www.blogigo.de/tao,
http://de.blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-S0QjjTsia6quew0fSwYzhq6fz90-?cq=1,
http://20six.de/taoweblog,

http://taoistic.vox.com,
http://www.blogigo.de/taologisch,
http://taoistic.blogsome.com,
http://taoistisches.blog.de,
http://tao.kulando.de,
http://taoist.blogster.com,
http://diarius.de/tao

http://my.opera.com/hawo/blog

http://www.liebefix.de/blogview.php?ID=14238&RefID=14238&MODE=U

http://taological.spaces.live.com/blog
http://taoist.gaia.com/blog
http://www.icq.com/people/full_user_blog.php?uin=475716695
http://taoist.mindsay.com/
http://tao.20six.de/

http://www.free-blog.in/tao/
http://www.chblog.ch/tao/
http://www.ipernity.com/blog/tao
http://hawo.123log.de/

http://www.opednews.com/author/diary/author28285.html
http://tao.over-blog.de/
http://taoist.gaia.com/quotes/lists/library
http://hawo.blogdrive.com/
http://fallobst.vox.com/
http://www.lastfm.de/user/hans-wolfgang/journal
http://taoistic.wordpress.com/
http://www.thetaobums.com/blog/hans-wolfgang/
http://blogper.com/taoist/
http://hawo.blog.mobile-website.mobi/
http://www.spin.de/hp/Hans-Wolfgang/blog
http://hawo.1on.de/
   

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
the dog threw up



An American travelling in the United Kingdom was riding in a train with an Englishman and an elderly English lady with her pet Pekingese. They had travelled only a short distance when the dog threw up all over the American's trousers. Instead of apologizing, the English woman fondled her dog and comforted it, saying, "Poor, itsy-bitsy doggy has a little tummy ache." A short while later the dog shat all over the Yank's other things. Exasperated, the American stood up, grabbed the dog and threw it out of the window. At this point the Englishman commented, "You Yanks are a peculiar lot. You speak the wrong language, you live on the wrong side of the ocean, and you, sir, threw the wrong bitch out of the window."

But a man who lives totally in the moment -- his heart full of songs, his presence radiating joy -- how can he feel angry and jealous? The whole world may feel jealous of him, but he cannot feel any jealousy. These are your wrong approaches to life, that greed and jealousy arise in you and create dark valleys. And then comes self-condemnation, because you know deep down that you are the creator of your greed, of your jealousy. But self-condemnation does not help. it makes things worse: you become depressed, you start feeling unworthy of life. You start feeling that you don't deserve even a single breath more, and that gives great pain.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9flpnJNWb0




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